Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, “Sarah, I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off.”Īnd Sarah says, “Can you jack off? I have a headache!” She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. So, he sat in his office and watched them work.
He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn’t making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. “I have to lay you or Jack off!” He cried. “I have some bad news for you Mary” said the manager. So the next morning came and at 5 minutes to eight Mary walked in. Finally, he decided that the one who walks into work first, the following morning will be the unfortunate one. So the manager was up all night worrying about how he was to break the news, and whom to lay off. “Jack just got married, and Marry has two kids thier lives will be ruined.” “But they are both such good employees, sir” Said the manager. The manager of OK Enterprises received a call from the president and told him that the company is losing money, therefore one of its two employees So she says WELL JACK OFF, I HAVE A HEADACHE THIS AFTERNOON!! I’m going to have to lay you or Jack off. “Well, sir, all I said was, “Jill, I don’t know whether to lay you or Jack off,’ and she was gone!” (This page is supposedly from January 28, 1986. You’re gonna have to jack off cause I have a headache!” But I’m gonna have to lay you or Jack off.”
Jack was on his coffee break, so the boss told Jill: The boss was forced to lay people off until it he got to Jack and Jill’s department. They worked there for about half a year until hard times hit the company. Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation. The joke has been cited in print since at least the 1980s. ‘You’re gonna have to jack off cause I have a headache!’” But I’m gonna have to lay you or Jack off.’ “Jack and Jill were hired by a big computer corporation. "Lay off” is a common business term and the subject of a popular joke:
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